Funny Warning Signs - Don't Touch My Sh*t - Man Cave, Garage, Workshop

Funny Warning Signs - Don't Touch My Sh*t - Man Cave, Garage, Work Shop

Funny Warning Signs - Don't Touch My Sh*t - Man Cave, Garage, Workshop

This Don't Touch My Sh*t funny warning sign is sure to send a very clear message to discourteous people who are always trying to touch and/or take your personal property. Protect your items from would-be tool thieves and other assorted miscreants trying to hijack your possessions. Post this sign near your stuff to deter borrowers, trespassers, and ungrateful crooks from messing with your property. This "Don't Touch My Sh*t" funny warning sign measures 10 inches wide, and 6 inches tall. The text is large enough to be seen at a good distance, letting potential "borrowers" know that you mean business! This funny warning sign is made from flexible vinyl plastic and has a pre-drilled hole in each corner for easy hanging. The sign is waterproof and UV resistant, which will provide for many years of trouble-free use! * Actual sign is not censored. Crazy Novelty Guy offers a wide variety of premium quality novelty items, such as stickers, magnets, signs, patches, license plates, prank product boxes, and much, much more! Founded in 2012, Crazy Novelty Guy offers thousands and thousands of unique novelty items in dozens and dozens of themes and categories. View Crazy Novelty Guy's full line of novelty products to find the perfect novelty item for you!

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• ✅ Item: 10" x 6" Funny Warning Sign
• ✅ Material: Thin Flexible Vinyl Plastic
• ✅ Pre-Drilled Holes For Easy Hanging
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