Design Design I'd Rather Be Fat Cocktail Napkins

Design Design I'd Rather Be Fat Cocktail Napkins

Design Design I'd Rather Be Fat Cocktail Napkins

Design Design - I'd Rather Be Fat Cocktail Napkins When drink time rolls around, a friend, a joke and a few sips may be all it takes to turn the day around. There are 20 napkins per package. Napkins are biodegradable, printed with water-based inks on 3-ply tissue, and bleached without chlorine. Size is 25 x 25 cm.

Key Features

• ✅ Add a bit of humor to your party with these funny cocktail napkins featuring retro photos and snappy humorous captions. "This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat.
• ✅ Size: 5 inches x 5 inches folded
• ✅ Printed on high quality 3-ply paper
• ✅ Non-toxic, water soluble dyes
• ✅ Package of 20 Napkins

✅ Product Dimensions: 1 x 5 x 5 inches; 2.12 ounces

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